ponderous

a word to describe something that really makes you Ponder, like a magic fellow pondering in their crystal orb; pondering about the machinations that caused their crystal orb to manifest to them in specific, or the plots and schemes of that dark lord all the way in Theradruin, or perhaps something as mundane as what to consume for dinner!

rumpliniumhebbleflops78: have you ever realised that breakfast is called breakfast, because if you were fasting, then your fast would be broken with the first meal of the day, which we now call breakfast?

bigbridgebuilding96024: that’s pretty ponderous rumpliniumhebbleflops78, but you still need to

by jimothy patrickson February 15, 2026

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Ponderean Scramble

An omelette with celery and ham that is mashed/cut up when soft/"just cooked" and served in a bowl.

1-"Dammit, I messed up my omelette! It's broken apart and it's soft!"

2-"Does it have celery and ham in it?"

1-"Yes"

2-"Chuck it in a bowl and you have yourself some Ponderean Scramble"

by HauntedArmour February 17, 2026

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Pecker Pouncer

Harlot, Trollop, Tart.

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

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Tunnel Plunder

To engage in the act of "going deep" into the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual reasons. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm trying to go tunnel plundering tonight, lube one deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

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tunnel plunder

The act of "going deep" in the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual activity. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm going tunnel plundering tonight. Lube on deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

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