poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.

Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!

by ozbugga October 04, 2023

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023

Poor Man’s Yaris GR

10/10 Top Gear Score

Yo bro did you know that your 50k car is actually the Poor man’s Yaris GR

by YarisGR4LYF March 23, 2022

my poor trotters

A term used to describe your feet

My poor trotters are so sore after too much exercise today

by Anush June 20, 2020

Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.

Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.

by Egg with tail November 01, 2017

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard December 13, 2011

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 21, 2022