When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
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I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.
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My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
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It is similar to hay fever and jungle fever, and presents as a warm tingly feeling in the genital region when around the aforementioned people.
It is similar to hay fever and jungle fever, and presents as a warm tingly feeling in the genital region when around the aforementioned people.
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