phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Phat chad

Fat ass

Person 1: hey mate, look at her

Person 2: oi she's got a phat Chad

by Rosied123 June 18, 2016

Phat Back

A Phat Back is a morbidly obese rear end...That's a slight exaggeration.
A person with a big-arse-bootay.

Freddie: "Hey, Mac, You have a Phat Back!"
Mac: "Oh thanks, I got it from my Gran!"
Freddie: "The one who pegged me last night?"
Mac: "Noooo, my gran's the one with one boob - right in the middle,"
Freddie: "Hhahahahahahaha,"
Mac:"She had breast cancer."
Freddie: Smirks, "She could use it to peg me."

by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020

phat

A word used to describe when one feels like they are fat, gross or bloated, well - knowing that they are in fact at an appropriate and healthy weight. This expression is not used to fish for compliments, but rather is an honest way of communicating your temporary physical state instead of your overall body image.

rhymes with "spot"
pronounced like "fought"

After eating a whole pizza:

Me: "Ugh I feel so phat"
Friend: "Same!"

by lizzobeats October 16, 2019

Phat chillin'

Just enjoying life and chilling with your friends. Usually high.

Dude: so what're you gonna do this weekend my man
Other dude: probably gonna light up with the boys. We're gonna be phat chillin' you should come.

by Pussytrain April 18, 2017

phat as fuck

phat as fuck a positive description for a person, place or object.

Guy 1: Hey man what do you think of my new car?
Guy 2: Bro its phat as fuck

by Straightupnothavingagoodtime June 5, 2019

Phat Blazup

When u get some bud nd smoke it with your mates

“Lets have a phat blazup lad at my gaff”
“Yhman sweet”

by Oscar yhman November 26, 2020