Parking Queen

A female driver who is skilled at obtaining the car park closest to the intended destination.

Passenger: The carpark is full, we'll have to park in the back row.
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*

by FuzzyFruit November 19, 2007

perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.

Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.

by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 9, 2010

Perkins

Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.

My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!

by buzzball July 8, 2011

Joshua Perkins

A a nice blond guy who thinks he is bisexual. Most of the time he says things he doesn’t mean but it always come back to bite him in the back.

He’s decent at most sport but a bit of a perv when in swimming pool changing rooms.

Joshua Perkins is a bit too white

by Dan Raven January 28, 2019

Parking Spot Shopper

An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.

Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.

by TTCool December 21, 2006

parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.

Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.

by MeTheTree February 16, 2007

parkinson's pussy

Is when a girl fucks you hard and you shake like crazy while cumming

I started to shake after I fucked her... is like she had a parkinson's pussy

by dito69 December 10, 2009