Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.

Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."

by Rampness April 10, 2012

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Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

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Period

Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.

*period arrives*

Welp, looks like my uterus is practicing giving birth again.

by Snowy reflections April 18, 2014

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