Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

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A-penny into a wenny

Happily doing dances when you are sad. This expression implies to those to songs with a fast tempo.

Song lyric: They are a-penny into a wenny.
Speech: one person: Why are they a-penning into a wenny?

other person: What does that mean?
some other person: Because they are sad right now but they are listening to a very fast song at a party.

by thecharacterwannie May 21, 2023

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penny stealer

Every jew that has ever/will live

That penny stealer should be put in his camp

by sadhasugdayugadsgsd January 4, 2018

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Penny

The weirdest person in the entire world. She has a foot fetish and is an evil mud blood. Stay 100000000 metres away from her.

-Grace

"I kind of feel like a penny"
"OMG STAY AWAY"

by todoroony February 7, 2022

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Penny

This budding scientist and granddaughter of Dr. Crygor loves two things most of all: inventing stuff and singing. She dreams of becoming a pop sensation!

penny has no example

by E for Affort October 9, 2021

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