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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
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Pennie

A slang term for Pennsylvanians. Usually only used by Pennsylvanians themselves, or some New Yorkers.
Yorker: You can just tell she's a pennie. She won't stop asking you to go to Sheetz with her.
by sordadiffiars December 5, 2019
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dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
by chillypoptart August 8, 2019
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Penny Crayon

bro penny crayon met robot jones in ohio
HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN
by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023
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penny up a wall

the process of a group of boys pissing up a wall, closest to hit the top of the wall wins
schoolboys bunking school decided to play penny up a wall to see who is the best.
by matthew vickers January 21, 2009
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 30, 2022
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