Paradoxing

Pār-a-dox-een;

The act of texting from two sources on one account at the same time.

I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.

by Remco Pardeau March 4, 2019

the lost mind paradox

When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.

the lost mind paradox:
Have you lost your mind?
Yes, I have lost my mind!

by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019

9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.

Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.

by Ktululu May 26, 2023

prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022

Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024

Paradox

Paradox is the famous leader of the Hypixel Skyblock Guild "real and true" hes muted for 90 days since like 2008 and he had nothing to do with the death of the queen of England

paradox: come on men give me money
denkicks: no

by denk wenk January 7, 2023

The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him

Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox

by The paradoxer December 5, 2016