Pay to Pray

methodology of any Evangelical church

politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2023

The Pimps Prayer

Lord please pray the the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so she may learn a hoes place amen

Let us pray the pimps prayer

by KrakenGod22 November 28, 2023

A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".

Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 5, 2025

a single prayer

When someone prays the phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest". to prey on people.

Person 1: Hey, do you prey on people?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "a single prayer"

by TheZestyGave January 6, 2025

the single prayer.

When you are sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey...are you sexually aroused often?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the single prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 6, 2025

Snap Back The Prayer

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025