A North Pole

The act of rolling your erection in cocaine and shoving it up someone ass (consensually)

"I'm gonna give my sister, Chris, a north pole for Christmas"

by Peepeedickfart69420 August 27, 2022

curtain pole

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007

totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner

Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!

by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014

South Pole Rocket Pop

When you cum in an ice cold bitch and your dick becomes covered in frozen blood and cum with a hint of blue at the base due to frostbite from her frigid fuckhole. Now, your penis resembles the classic American treat “Rocket Pop”

“Bro every time I fucked my Ex it always ended with a South Pole Rocket Pop.”

by Jae.Bort August 8, 2019

mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft

That boy has a mato on a cane pole

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

cole the pole

A guy at camp who is tall and skinny and looks like a pole, not given to the fact his dick is long like a pole too

OMG! i just had sex Cole the pole, i really loved his pole

by cole14slaw May 4, 2015