harry potter chat

Where people go and talk about anything except Harry Potter. They chase away the kids who actually want to talk about Harry Potter. They talk about sex, drugs. Basically things they never did but they want to be so cool. Also, a lot of them swear they are bisexual.

" Omg, I just had sex it was great. Roflz, and im like only 14."

"Uh..Sue, I think im bisexual because I just saw your pictures and I think you're really hawt"

by Steven's babe July 16, 2005

petters

Aussie slang for petrol.

Aboriginal one: Oi brudda, ya comin down to the waterin' hole for a sniff o' petters?
Aboriginal two: Nah brudda, I juss drunk a pint o' paint.

by severedheadstoner September 26, 2006

Potter

A man with an impossibly small penis.

I had sex with a Potter last night. Wish I hadn't bothered, I didn't feel a thing.

by Geordie Lass August 29, 2006

pull a potter

Refers to how Harry Potter in the HP book series always gets stuff for no apparent reason and no one understands why.
To achieve something amazing against all odds, and usually undeserved. For instance, if the kid at the bottom of your class wound up valedictorian, he has just pulled a potter.

"That cokehead who just got out of school is running for governor? And winning?!"
"Yeah, that kid totally pulled a Potter."

by xxxholic June 8, 2005

Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.

That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!

by lsutigers1128 May 3, 2010

Harry Potter

The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.

Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....

by that's good October 22, 2009

Scary Potter

(1.) noun: A novel or series of novels that are an imitation of the Harry Potter fantasy series, especially if the imitation is overly fantastic or frightening to compensate for its low marketability.

(1.) Have you read Amy's book yet? She claims that it is an original fantasy novel, but it's mostly just a Scary Potter.

by the specter August 13, 2007