I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

if she only knew

Term stated to a woman who’s oblivious to what her significant other is doing behind her back

1. If she only knew that Arturo has another family, and he’s been cheating since his bachelors party.
2. Arturo tried to get up with me last night knowing he has a wife that don’t play game. If she only knew.

by 1982STB May 19, 2023

THERES ONLY 1 WESAM

you like gay sex

yo theres only 1 wesam

by watameln October 4, 2023

The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).

Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Only in Ohio

An internet meme that claims very unnatural/unordinary things happen ONLY in the US state, Ohio. It became popular around 2023 of January.

Person 1:"wow, look at this video of a deer toe dancing." Person 2:"Only in Ohio."

by thegangsta1094 June 12, 2023

That's not only a bonus...

This is the starter phrase for a common East Coast denial statement.
The only answer is 'But a Penis.'

Fred "How about those Eagles?"
Jim "It was a bad call on the second half, it's why we lost!"
Fred "Well, that's not only a bonus..."
Jim "...but a Penis!"

by AnalTouchingExperience March 1, 2023