Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

Big Gay Tuesday

The day when it is gay to not be gay. On this national holiday everyone is gay for a day.

Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".

by Big fat biden February 8, 2022

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Pull a Tuesday night

Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself

Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.

by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

Chipper tuesday

April 6th is national chipper tuesday! Go get yourself a kebab!!!

Hey, happy Chipper tuesday

by Chipperchipper April 6, 2021