fat bastard anybody in the world called Owen is an absolute mong and is so retarded they cannot properly function without cracking wise jokes that seem to hide the fact they have a very shitty life and only ever date foreign women who eventually end up finishing them anyway
by Owen green October 27, 2019
Get the Owenmug. 
by Aaahahhsjaa January 27, 2018
Get the carter owenmug. A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.
by Owenisabum February 11, 2021
Get the Owenmug. Owen is an amazing friend who will never stab you in the back. He is understanding, hot, very athletic and smart. He comes up with ideas most people can not understand. Owen is always there when you need him most, and willing to give you advice. If you are lucky enough to have Owen in your life, be grateful and never let him down.
"Hey, is that Owen over there?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend!"
"You must be the luckiest person on the planet!"
"Yeah, he's my best friend!"
"You must be the luckiest person on the planet!"
by U_r_Beautiful May 31, 2019
Get the Owenmug. 
