Mars

Dumb planet, enjoys the art of dinosaurs, among us, and having smex with so many mothers

Hey I heard Mars might be bri*ish

OH MY GOD PLEASE NO

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.

A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?

by ChingDim February 3, 2022

Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.

Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??

by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025

Mars

icky diluc lover

Hi mars 🌹

by chongyunsbf July 7, 2021

Mars

Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.

Me: “Omg I loved Mars’ hair today”

Stephen: “I know right they looked so cool!!”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011

Mars

The fourth planet from the sun.

I couldn't get to Mars.

by Wunka September 25, 2020