Rage nipples

When you are so angry after an incident or pissed off at something that your nipples get hard and poke through your shirt.

"Dude, im so fucking mad! I was cockblocked by my own dick! It didn't fucking fit! (Uncomprehensible yell) My nipples are so hard!"
"Man...Man you know those are totally Rage nipples"

"What? Oh yeah these fuckers could cut glass"

"damn straight."

by Buckzy October 20, 2013

wank nipples

it is self explanatory when you splooge over a birds tit and it runs down the nipples,
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself

something jumps out at you , "aaah wank nipples",

by bung the booce November 13, 2014

Hairy nipples

The kind of nipples your grandfather has

Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!

by Sleepingwithshadows May 8, 2015

Man-nipples

Nipples on men. We don't know why they exist, the men are clearly not using them.

This is as full of meaning as man-nipples

by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015

grandma nipples

old wrinkly nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Garage Nipples

When a girls nipples are Chaf from extreme rubbing of the Ariola. Making them red and flaky asf.

Damn Brittany has garage nipples asf she has to be in pain asf.

by OverlyHigh September 11, 2016

moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.

Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm

by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017