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aoife murphy

An insane blonde (really brunette) with a serious shopping addiction. Extremely delusional always hating on boys even though there the best person in the world.
“Hey look at that brunette thats 6,6 and insanely ugly”
“oh its probably just aoife murphy”
by Aoifemurphyhater February 9, 2025
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Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
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alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin
by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019
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Milo Murphy's Law

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025
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The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.
"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
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Murphy

by shandoggg May 31, 2024
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