Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.

yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.

by booyah316 April 3, 2011

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Mullet

A certain type of fish ususally used as bait to catch bigger fish. See "food chain"

"i went fishin' for bass and used mullets as bait. i didn't catch shit."

by ian from bel air June 24, 2003

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.

That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!

by walter23456 October 18, 2023

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022

Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018