phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.

You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!

by fbar December 2, 2010

Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.

Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"

by dob293 January 1, 2013

kitty tongue massage

tiny little licks, up or down, sometimes in a circle, done by someone who is very good at cunnilingus, or great oral talent and skill.

Bob worked his tongue for hours on my clit till his face was numb and my legs were tingling, he gives a great kitty tongue massage

by spice40241 April 29, 2014

Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.

Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.

by Qwibby June 24, 2014

Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.

Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!

by humandictionary224427 July 23, 2016

Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.

"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."

by Alowheeze August 22, 2017

Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.

Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?

by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018