Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play

"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"

by MadRizz February 11, 2022

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Monke drip

Like monke drip drip but less poggers

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

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dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

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