Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.

"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"

by equinox_07 April 18, 2018

metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable

I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.

by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

gay-midget

child-sized people who like the same sex they are

"your a gay-midget!"

by Joe-mama-yo-mama April 26, 2022

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021