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Michael is usually best described as a hot fucking mess. He is lazy and lays around like a dumbass. He plays video games and knows nothing of the real world.
Why... why did Michael just walk into a wall?
this is Michael
Michael by guitman December 20, 2016
A fag who has a beard named Chelsea she knows and uses him for money
"Michael your a fag with a beard so your a fake ass bitch"
Michael by Human101101 March 7, 2017
This guy is a massive douchebag who punched me in the butthole because I took his "lemon". "lemon" is his cake. My butthole started to be constpaeted and that how michael is fat.
Michael by DigBick691010 September 19, 2017
Michael: yo bro stop be a Mikey
Michael by Fbjnccfgb February 5, 2020
Michael stole all the ramen from John!