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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.
by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
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Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy
by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
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The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.
Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.
by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025
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Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions
Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again
by Nousername777 February 6, 2021
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Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit when you float in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.
by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
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The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
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