Matthew

A common garden variety of Grasshopper that only eats the leaves of a mexican cannabis plant. Often found in a secret digital reality fighting evil ogres with weapons which can only be described as n00b-erific.

Served with a side of pizza, this delicacy is best served "baked" and will fornicate on demand. Ofcourse only to be eaten by the mating female.

Spontaneous regeneration of the genitals is also an evolutionary strongpoint as chronic masterbation has always been a problem with the species.

Guy 1

"I was out in the yard and saw a Grasshopper that looked baked and was jerking onto a piece of pizza!!"

Guy 2

"Yeah thats Matthew.... What a stoner!"

by David Attenborough (the 42nd) March 8, 2010

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Matthew

A short loving guy. He's shy showing his love because he is afraid of rejection. he goes through rough times and can't stop himself from raging. Sweet, kind, emo-ish guy he doesn't think he is charming and doesn't really know much about dating but gives good advice. He has a short temper to start and yell but a longer one to where he starts swinging. He does hide his true self deep down inside. He is soft but normally really depressed and angry. He is a guy to speak his mind a lot too. He doesn't tolerate people messing with his friends and family. And one of Hing do not backstab him he hates backstabbers.

Girl: Hey was that Matthew Beating ass? I thought he would never do that
Girl 2: He will do that of someone does that to friends or family..
Girl: oh

by Edgy Seroy boi March 9, 2020

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