Two people in close vicinity to one another touching their own groin areas in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Two women touching each other's genitals is called SEX. Two women curled up together on the bed touching their own genitals is MUTUAL MASTURBATION.
I lay on my side, her fingers twining the hair at the back of my neck, my right hand rubbing my clit hard, her left hand between her own thighs, her breath exploding against my forehead, damn this mutual masturbation thing is great!
by Master S. Bation March 22, 2004
When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
by ShowMeUnicorns January 09, 2011
Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.
Sara enjoys wenis masturbation. Unfortunatly for Aaron he was unaware of this and ended up with "blue knuckles" for which the only cure was wenis masturbation.
by Kirk&Sara December 04, 2006
Masturbation without using any liquid or lotion, especially when you wack off in your sock or some other cloth.
by Khomi October 25, 2010
1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.
2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.
3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.
3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
by BynoT August 04, 2010
Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."
Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"
Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"
by music_tenor_skillz March 08, 2011
Masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. They can be identified under two conditions:
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)
"Dude, I think you've got muscular forearm syndrome"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"
by Ano_Nymous February 28, 2010