Maria

She’s the bitch who will cheat on you when things get serious.

“The girlfriend I’m with totally cheated on me after I asked her to marry... total Maria thing to do.”

by TehTeeBagger July 2, 2018

Maria

Fucking bitch who seeks attention by hoe-ing around and trying to steal your man. Watch out for this hoe cuz she’ll try and talk shit when she can’t fight at all💀

That bitch Maria had it coming for stealing my man.

by GetWreckedBitchass December 17, 2018

maria

to do a maria means to wake up in hospital drunk not knowing what happened the night before due to an 'alcohol overdose'

I'm gonna get so drunk tonight i'm gonna
end up doing a maria!!!

by Damo-the-Lord April 1, 2009

gargaling maria

Whenever you have to go in a girls mouth but she says no so you stick it in her ear and blow it throwher brain

bitch told me no not in her mouth and i didnt know what to do so i pulled a gargaling maria right in her ear and her head exsploded

by Patrick Magil April 19, 2008

Maria

Maria is a girl that appears to be kind and innocent but is actually a secret freaky lesbian hoe.

Woah Maria, she is not what I expected her to be.

by Hoodeddefinition June 8, 2019

Maria

She is a major attention seeker, who cuts her self for no reason, stinks of crack, hits her mam, loves online dating at the age of 16, biggest emo, lives in darlo, DIRTY SKET!!!!

Friend: What's up Maria
Maria: Cutting myself because I cant keep a boyfriend
Friend: You are just attention seeking

by WhoGives2 September 29, 2019

Maria

A depressed teen that is extremely edgy and short but really edgy

Yo did you see maria

Ya how edgy i know right is

by Erik the maria hater June 4, 2020