march of the elephants 

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

march of the elephants by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

March 21 

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

March 21 by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

March 23 

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

March 23 by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

march 5 

anniversary day. if your having any type of anniversary on this day it will last. don’t worry if your anniversary is march 5th!

It’s our anniversary, march 5th!

march 5 by baebae432 January 23, 2020

MaRch PhLAPH 

A religious Holiday created by 2 teenage girls, where they give out Dhophnubs. Every Year on February 18th.

11 Days Till MaRch PhLAPH..Are you ready?

MaRch PhLAPH by BunnyTheHopster February 7, 2020

march sadness 

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

march sadness by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

March 8 

Tell a guy you like him day

"Hey i like you". Ok? Why are u telling me this? "Cause its March 8" Ohhhhhhhhhh

March 8 by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020