Blue Mushroom 

The act of gripping an erect penis by the shaft right below the head and punching the penis until it is completely bruised.

I was with this guy last night and he totally wanted me to blue mushroom him!

Blue Mushroom by johnredcorn69! August 24, 2009

purple mushroom 

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

purple mushroom by Meunit32 February 22, 2008

Loose Mushroom 

A very dangly, loose vagina.

Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?

Loose Mushroom by ESTATE October 6, 2008

Peking Mushroom 

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

Peking Mushroom by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

sad mushroom 

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

sad mushroom by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

Field Mushroom 

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

Field Mushroom by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015

Asian Mushroom Sex 

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.

At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.

Asian Mushroom Sex by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016