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Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck

An offensive phrase to use when one is under stress. It is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
Sweet Mary mother of fuck, I didn't do my theology homework
by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
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Bang a motherfucker

Originally used by University of Tennessee strong safety Eric Berry to indicate that it was time to go out on the field, crack heads and do things to generally fuck up the opposition.

The acronym BAMF is often used by Tennessee fans on Internet message boards after bruising hits on opponents by Tennessee defenders.
by MonVol August 28, 2010
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a face only a mother could love

by Person (: August 17, 2010
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Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole
He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.
by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017
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teen mother

A teen mother is a female (between the ages of 13 and 19) who has a child.

If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.

If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.

Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).

For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.
"She had a kid? Wow. Too bad for her"
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."
by kirE July 30, 2008
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Janky motherfucker

one who posesses the qualities of a massive herb while acting like a complete fuck ass
by HC Crew January 26, 2005
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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