Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv February 1, 2017

tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy

Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!

by badbreth May 10, 2023

milfberry

A cheating, disgusting,gross, whorish, immature slut who thinks shes cool because she smoke cigars, OD's on ADD pills, and made out with her asian roomate.

Ew, look, it's Milfberry...

by Jonathin Elins May 21, 2011

milf

Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. Usually refers to an attractive woman over 30.

Just jerked off to a hot-ass Milf on pornhub.

by @samgramm July 4, 2016

Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf

Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date

by milfs at the gym October 15, 2010

milf

originally 'mother I'd like to fuck' usage has broadened to any hot chick.

what a milf.

by bob toben March 22, 2014

Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

by Halftime Headwringer May 28, 2009