Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. by Pissqual December 24, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think
That he takes showeres
That he takes showeres
When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him
When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
by HellaBella!!! November 13, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
by Kushpig December 2, 2011
Get the Matthew Humphriesmug. by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019
Get the Matthew Vanottimug. by StevieLillard October 21, 2023
Get the Matthew Lillardmug. Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend
by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021
Get the Matthew Giraldomug.