Matthew

Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything

Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single

Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah

by Hejbxhdj May 10, 2018

Matthew

Has a sexy ass

You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass

by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

by Dale dobback November 12, 2020

Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

matthew ruiz

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing

"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said

by nathaly August 4, 2014

matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world

I have Matthew shireman

by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016

matthew larson

A guy with a huge penis and gets all the girls

You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.

by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016