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Magitician

When Magic and Mathematics need to coexist on the same horizon in-time in order to completely operate a mad-theory similar to alchemy. These archaic pontificator’s use paradoxical- persuasion and apply them to religious hypotheses to vigorously massage one’s mind into submission. These folks are more dangerous than a sea lawyer in BFE handing out 100 year old CONUS advice.
1000AD, 1843 and 1844, 1982, 1994 a few examples of work the magitician was supposed to reverse engineer or decipher to decide when a good date was to fate their congregation and damn a nation.
by Styledogg September 11, 2011
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Magatistical

1. Literally the only fun branch of statistics, seeing as your trying to factor the probability of imposible things happening on a regular basis, and if the arithmatic, magitisctians can always summon imps to do their work and then go eat a really big meal, Unseen University alumni represent! (nas id vides, nas ne vides)
Jubilant funfest of magatistical proportions
by LiquorTreater March 4, 2009
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magical device

my mom found my magical device under the bed
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Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
by Tazzle November 3, 2009
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Magic Angle

That very special angle that bulk chicks exploit on myspace/facebook to make their tits look bigger than they actually are, by leaning over to expose them. It has been calculated to be approximately 38 degrees elevation.
Jake: Woah man, did u see the tits on that chick? I'm gonna have to hit that up.

John: Nah man....she's just employing the magic angle, don't waste ur time....
by the_mathematician November 10, 2009
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Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.
Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.
by ladida17 June 14, 2010
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