Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Zay logic

Logic that does not make sense, nonsense

My friend told me that cows fly on the moon, I told her that was some Zay logic.

by UnknownEC2 May 31, 2023

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.

"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"

by Gow123 September 12, 2020

I'm Just Toastin-logic

The word is the definition

I'm just Toastin-logic

by Postago October 6, 2025

Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

by Ant1234 November 8, 2012