The bad lion

After having sex doggie style you graphics the wrists of the one on bottom and whisper in her ear "long live the king." And throw her off the bed.

I gave her the bad lion last night and she was pissed.

by Reaper715 February 20, 2017

Lion King

The best Character is Timon. Period.

Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro

by IEATNUMBERS June 26, 2020

Fluffy Lion

A male lion with a HUGE mane that is so fluffy that to the point it looks like a living fluff ball

I want to hug that fluffy lion!

by Rottmntfan99 May 20, 2021

lion it

Pronounced lai·uhn it

Phrasal verb

A nod to the enduring legacy of the Detroit Lions.

1. the inability to hold onto the lead

2. to fail miserably

3. to discover a new and impressive way to lose, even when victory seemed assured

Detroit looked great during the regular season but couldn't help but lion it when they got into the playoffs.

The number one Detroit Lions were highly favored against the sixth seeded Washington Commanders in the NFL Divisional Playoff round but they lioned it and lost by two touchdowns.

After a 17 point lead at halftime the Detroit Lions were minutes away from defeating the San Francisco 49ers and making their first Super Bowl appearance. However, the during the second half the Detroit lioned it in spectacular fashion with multiple failed fourth down conversions which effectively handed San Francisco a trip to the Super Bowl.

Detroit really lioned it in the 2008 season and did not win one game.

by Scotty Dee 2008 May 9, 2025

Lion

Lion! Yes! Warrior lion. Very good. You get a cookie. Go buy yourself a cookie as a reward.

Hym "Yes, Lion. Very good. That's who I was talking about! You're still wrong. Your caricature of me is getting more accurate but it's like the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. It would almost be good if it wasn't so bad. And you can tell the writer kind of tried to steer them towards not doing a bad job but they just did not want to listen. Which is not what you're doing to me because I am the correct one and am the writer here."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

by magsmen77 January 15, 2016

lion

i want you to cum inside me and fuck me till im crying

lion

by obamaateslay December 19, 2022