Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011

Texas Lobster Hold

The Texas Lobster hold is when a male and female during intercourse make the shape of a lobster, Male on her back with both arms under her whilst the female holds her arms out bent 90° like lobster claws.

I accidentally did the Texas Lobster Hold last night with my grandfather

by anonymous December 4, 2025

Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.

"Lobster was so much fun last night!"

by LiaOb June 3, 2020

Lobster limit

Lobster limit (noun)

- The absolute lowest dip a cryptocurrency hits before it claws its way back up.

- Used by traders who think they can spot the exact bottom—even though they absolutely cannot.

The moment when a chart bottoms out so hard it looks like it needs a crustacean recovery arc. Also reffered to as Lobster floor or Lobster point.

"Holy shit can BTC fall even lower?"
"No, we are at the lobster limit now"
"Hell yeah I'm buying at the lobster limit"

by MichaelCryptoSmith November 21, 2025

4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt

that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)

by mtowne December 26, 2007