A Lauren himnan is a dumb bustdown bitch who looks like garret watts and and aardvark fucked and had a baby, but was drop kicked in the stomach while pregnant. has the wrist laugh in thee entire universal orbit
by your moms house February 6, 2019
Get the Lauren hinmanmug. The most perfect couple. They are loved by their friends and are great with each others parents. Andrew is very attractive and a beast in the sheets. He is very kinky but also a gentle lover. Lauren has a kinky side but is waiting for the right time to truly expose her sexual animosity. These two love each other and although they are freaks, they love Jesus and are very great people together. You'd be lucky to find a love like theirs.
by Markussocks February 3, 2018
Get the andrew and laurenmug. Lauren is the prettiest girl you have ever met. She’s loving and will make you happy when your sad. She is secretly insecure about herself and her relationships. She doesn’t want to be broken cause she is afraid. If you ever find a Lauren don’t let her go like I did. She’s one of a kind and was my world.
by Anonymous 123Z July 27, 2019
Get the Lauren Winnemug. by Stacie J December 22, 2018
Get the “Lauren” Drinkmug. Lauren Davis love to bake things, that often turn out really bad. She has very big hands and loves to pet bunnies. She says she wants a dog but has a secret fear of them. She gets bitchslapped by hydroflasks and watch out because she will spit on your bed if she gets mad at you!
by fortnitewizard27 October 8, 2018
Get the Lauren davismug. A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017
Get the Mario and Laurenmug. by That one loner June 28, 2018
Get the leah laurenmug.