Kyle

A jew who can smell a penny from a mile away. Kyle will consistently link his Lipsi to his Snapchat story in hopes that a girl will finally tell him he's cute when it's not actually going to happen, and when it gets repetitive and old, he'll flirt with his close friends sisters and get rejected in 5.32294720 milliseconds. Kyle is a trash hockey player and can't even make the high school JV squad.

Nate: Wtf happened to the change I had in my piggy bank?
Kyle: I didn't see anything in there..

by ChiefsRaysBolts February 20, 2019

Kyle

A man who is probably going to shoot up the school

You see that kid kyle, he looks like a school shooter

by School saver March 2, 2017

Kyle

A shit head that does nothing and only listens to him self .Is not sexy or handsom, masterbaits all the time and plays alots of games.

Kyle Sucks at fortnite

by F head u August 25, 2018

Kyle

A Small Jewish white kid who has a small penis

That’s the guy with the small penis its KYLE!

by Ttfdfgyhdfgbhrd September 25, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is a total ass-head and a jerk! He never cares about his friends or his grades. Even though he is a total hottie!!!!

Girl 1: Did you see KYLE today?!!?

Girl 2: Yea but he is a huge ass clown

by (Emily) June 14, 2018

Kyle

Sucks willy

Do u know Kyle,He loves to suck willy

by YES BROOOO July 15, 2018

Kyle

The kid nobody likes because they are good at everything, plus has a small penis

Stop pulling a Kyle , Jimmy

by You're Honest Mother March 13, 2018