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smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings
Keester by mister fister October 2, 2003

Knee deep in shit 

In big trouble
Man, when your ol' lady fines out you been messing around on her, you'll be knee deep in shit.
The girl who plays hard to get, but when you get to know her, she can make your day in an instant. She can be incredibly sarcastic when she wants to be and incredibly sweet when you need her to be. She has an amazing playlist ready to go. Your typical bad ass which will convince you that she's Satan's very own daughter. She is dark chocolate personified. Also known as Keesh or Quiche
- That girl has an amazing taste in music, she's so cool.

- Yeah that's our Keesha.
Keesha by tonichawk June 26, 2019

knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".
Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.
knee touch by Ryan O'Connell December 24, 2008

knee deep 

Oh man! I forgot to do my (Insert important task)! Boy am I in knee deep!
knee deep by Anthony November 1, 2003

Arrow to the knee 

A phrase that is fairly old but popularized into a meme via the Skyrim quote

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

It has since found its way into youtube and message boards alike. Where a comment vaguely involving a video on youtube coupled with the phrase "but then I took an arrow to the knee" can attract hundreds of thumbs up.
It has since become more of spam then anything being put everywhere on every video regardless of relation. However it still fits on skyrim videos and is rather funny when paired correctly.
Me: -Browsing youtube-

Me: -reads comments on video about chocolate bar-

Comments: I USED TO EAT CHOCOLATE LIKE YOU BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

Me: Okay....
Arrow to the knee by engineer is spy December 30, 2011