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He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
by strongman631 September 5, 2017
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A very intelligent, attractive, funny, stupid, cringey and kind guy. He’s very easy to talk to and will easily make your day better. He also has a very contagious and loud laugh. He’s very tall, has brown buzz cut hair and brownish eyes. Goes by the nickname Stoka and Debeli. He’s a very caring guy and has questionable dance moves when drunk. He will talk about anything for hours on end… He’s a very stubborn person and a little insecure but that’s him. He always knows what to say and is very loved by everyone. He also can’t speak English.
A: Who’s that laughing over there?
A: Ohhhh, that’s just my friend Jona.
B: Ohhh, he looks fun. Wish I had a friend like him. Can u introduce us?
A: Ohhhh, that’s just my friend Jona.
B: Ohhh, he looks fun. Wish I had a friend like him. Can u introduce us?
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Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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