Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Johanna

Johanna has the biggest gyaat known to history

Johanna has a big gyat

by Asianmaster64 May 3, 2024

johan

johan is a horrible name for an indian boy who probably checks out his shit after he's done with his business.

"Johan! Stop looking at your shit in the toilet! Flush it, wash your hands, and come out!"

by n i g g a #69420 May 14, 2024

Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night

I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan

by Dormanor June 5, 2024

Johannes

Has a big ass but no fucking dick.

Johannes = Dickless Boy

by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Johanyli

Johanyli is the type of girl to steal your man and act like she all that. Shes one of them wannabe girls.

Girl: bro Johanyli think she all that
Girl 2: I know right! She thinks shes the main character, like honey not everything is about you.

by user.1681950 December 2, 2024

Joevan

Joevan, a name that embodies the essence of divine grace and strength, is a true treasure. Derived from the Greek name Ioannes, meaning "God is gracious," Joevan symbolizes the blessings and protection that come from a higher power. This majestic name is also infused with the qualities of courage, resilience, and kindness, reflecting the compassionate and generous nature of those who bear it. As a name that means "God's gift," Joevan represents a deep connection to one's faith and a strong sense of spiritual growth. Individuals with this name are often confident, determined, and spiritually grounded, making Joevan a truly remarkable and inspiring name.

My best friend's name is Joevan (Pua)

by Hei hei 🐼 December 26, 2024