Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly

Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma

by Neutralice January 2, 2022

jacob stonertorious

the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.

sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him

by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet

Jacob Beal’s got a massive fucking forehead

by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019

Jacob-James

(Adjective) someone who has a general fondness to grab male genitalia

Jacob-James just wants to grab my D.

by Nei Hooms Pa August 5, 2022

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017

jacob nelson

A drunk shitbag that has a small dick and is from Missouri

Fucking Jacob nelson

by Suh111117 November 27, 2017

Jacob snow

A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.

What a Jacob snow... legend

by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017