John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

jona

she is a loving person. she will always be tgere for her friends. she cares about every single one of her friends. she is frineds with everyone. she is a caring person. and always loves her bestfriends. she does alot of crazy stuff. will dance crazy. and is always happy.

jona is always happy for who she is.

by jona she is always happy March 6, 2019

Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018