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road job

Oral sex given to the driver of a moving vehicle. Usually given by a female companion riding shotgun.
Kris: "Did you see how slow Gil was going through that intersection?"

Roland: "Yeah, he must of been getting one good road job."
by Gil Semple January 25, 2008
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Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.
She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ
by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010
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Clothes Job

The act of foreplay in which an individual strips an article of clothing off another individual and repeatedly sucks on the article of clothing in order to stimulate endorphins or arouse one's self.
My significant other and I decided to be kinky and gave each other Clothes Jobs and sucked on each others clothes for hours
by liquiditachi July 24, 2009
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ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job
When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job
by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009
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Chomp Job

When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.
Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?

Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.

Gesus: Yeah, I know.
by James Griffoth October 5, 2009
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ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!
by the big sack June 16, 2009
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Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.
by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008
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