jimmy crush

when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them

Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush

by guacamole36 October 30, 2018

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 13, 2020

jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 04, 2021

no jimmy protested

video diaries

NO Jimmy protested - louis tomlinson

by Ean#1fan June 24, 2022

Slimmy Jimmy

When You Take A Man And Shove Him Dick First Into A Toilet And Flush It

Yoooooo Bob Got A Slimmy Jimmy By Preston!!

by GrimmGamer December 15, 2021

jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

Skinny jimmy

An unusually skinny joint that is just as potent as a normal joint because its all or mostly filled with kief.

I smoked some skinny jimmy on the way over here.

by Alphalabeef March 11, 2015