French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017

french eighty

A term for smoking marijuana.

The French word for eighty is literally translated to "four twenties" (quatre-vingts; quatre = 4; vingts = 20)

"After work, I'm gonna french eighty it, man."

by 4llFather July 22, 2019

French falls

The French fries that fall to the bottom of the bag when transporting take-out from the restaurant to one's house. If there is more than one order and the fries fall from several sources, there is often a dispute as to their rightful owner.

On his drive home from McDonalds, he felt more than justified in scarfing down the French falls as he volunteered to pick up food for the family.

by rocohen September 21, 2016

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017

Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014