tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack

Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.

by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018

tubs

someone who is so goddamn fat you just can't stand them.

friend: hey have you seen tubs around?
other friend: ew bruh, fuck that nigga on god.

by Yung Fuk March 2, 2020

Blue and White Tub

Tub with blue and white coloring.

Gotta try this but with the regular Blue and White Tub of cool whip

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

Foot in the tub

When rednecks take a bath in a kiddie pool

Hey guys go out your foot in the tub

by Hannah1834 December 9, 2016