I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

I’m 1

BabyOtillie once said “I’m 1” He was never seen again.

“How old are you?” “I’m 1!” “You’re being a ba-“

by krcify September 3, 2023

I’m fried

what u say when u are stoned off ur ass.

me rn: I’m fried off my ass, let’s do this dictionary rhing.

by i’m a stoner.com May 31, 2022

i’m so mad

Something baz says sarcastically to make you think he’s not mad when he’s really mad as fuck.

Baz: Yea dude i’m so mad
Someone else: he’s definitely punching the air right now

by shrek is luv January 20, 2021

honestly i’m not sure

What girls say in response to a question you ask when they start picking up your interest in them, but they aren’t interested

Mark: “Wow that sounds great, what are you doing this evening?”

Samantha: “Honestly I’m not sure…”

Narrator: “And it was that moment, he entered the friend zone”

by Connor4333 March 26, 2023

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

Respect me I’m a senior

What a cocky person says when they think they’re superior to younger acquaintances.

“ thanks man “

“ yah you better thank me, respect me I’m a senior “

by Doodooohead November 24, 2018