I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 5, 2024

I’m on Diwo lit

Being in a state of yearning for a latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada.

bro: “Why you yearning for latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada?”
bro 2: “I’M ON DIWO LIT”

by bigbrun0 August 12, 2024

I’m in pain

A casual sentence for people who got hurt on accident or on purpose.

Example of on purpose

Kid:“I’m gonna go jump off this big slide!
Mom: “huh??”
Kid: “Oww I got hurt!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

Example of on accident

Kid: “Dad can I go on my scooter?”

Dad: “Of course!”

Kid: “Look dad look at me!”
*falls in hole*
Kid: “OWW! I got hurt!!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

by diana is fr queen January 1, 2023

I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

i’m nothing like y’all

literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.

“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭

by hamsterfart27 December 3, 2023

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate your life

Person 1 - “I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE”

by The most special special January 24, 2025

I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 4, 2022