I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 4, 2022

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

I’m just a girl

When a girl says “I’m just a girl” it usually means she has no money nor financial resources of any kind in the pipeline to pay for anything so is looking for handouts..

These a typically woman who went through life being pampered either by a father figure or by a sugar daddy..so in laymen terms SHE’S A BUM

I need new tires but you know..I’m just a girl..

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 26, 2023

I’m dead 💀

commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.

Ben types in the comments: “I’m dead 💀 “
Joe replies back: “dude did you actually die???!??”

Ben types back: “Bro its a commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.”
Joe types back: “oh you had me worried 😂😂😂.”

by scheiß Schwuchtel January 2, 2023

I’m fine

I’m fine is two words that woman/girls use to say get me food right now or you will be sleeping bunch longer than you want to

Guy: Hey are you still mad about the fight earlier?
Girl: Nope. I’m fine.

by notmidgirlisboss January 24, 2022